starkers is so old the true definition of old hadn't been invented yet. It took another 4.5 billion years to wait for the Earth to cool off enough to read the writing on the stones.

Doc is so old the writing on the stones had already crumbled to dust while he was dictating them.

RPGFX is a newbie so old doesn't apply. He needs to hatch first and find starkers in Doc's cave so they can interpret  the writing on the note left by the Pteradactyl that dropped him in the desert.

I'm so old all the zero's after my age had to be dropped because they became meaningless.

starkers is so old.... when he first made love... he was heard to say....'did the tectonic plates move for you too dear?....  or was that T-Rex taking his evening stroll?'....   

starkers is so old.... his idea of pirated software..... were the long johns and ugg boots he pillaged in a viking raid... 

in fact.... Cheops got the idea for the design while on a family outing and watching Starkers make sand castles with his little tin bucket that had been squashed...ending up in a pyramid shape...

sydneysiders is so old ...... life on Mars was just getting started.

starkers is so old ...... they named the Cambrian Extinction event in his honor. It used to be called The Curried Cabbage Extinction event but they shortened it.

DaveBax is so old ...... archeologists mistook skidmarks in his underwear for dino tracks.

vStyler is so old ...... the Big Bang was him shooting craps.

XX is so old.... Adam asked if he'd be godfather to Cain and Abel.

Uvah is so old.... he helped Noah design the Ark, though he resented being made to swim behind after he was caught staring at the sheep.

vStyler is so old... archaeologists were able to attribute the design on Rameses' I death mask to him when comparing it to one of his recent skins.

Doc is so old... it is said that he is the forefather of modern medicine, having pre-dated the medical experiments of Leonardo da Vinci.

sydneysiders is so old... she invented the very first bra... only after she had seen what childbirth and the ravages of gravity had done to Eve's figure.

k10w3 is so old... she volunteered to be the model so syd got the right style and fit, etc... that's because the blow-up doll Uvah loaned her quit halfway through the first session after getting jabbed by a dressmaking pin.

Uvah is so old... he's forgotten more than he ever knew. 

Shocking thing, that.... losing your memory in the latter years..... then spending the rest of your life looking for it.

I'm so old... I'd forgotten that I loaned King Tut my blow-up doll.  Dammit, and I've forgotten his address so's I can go 'round and ask for it back.

Nah, XX is so old.... he created those caves in Normandy.  Yup, dropped a tooth (he was gonna put under his pillow for the tooth fairy) down a rabbit hole... so he took his flint axe to it and the rest is history.

Sydneysiders is so old.... she made Adam wear a fig leaf... because there was some confusion over which was the deadliest serpent in the garden... and she had no intention of being bitten by a snake.... trouser or otherwise.

starkers is so old that when he first  started on computers he thought he was running window's 98 when he looked he was running window's XP

that's a good one  bonzamate

For publication tomorrow:

Dear Community Members,

We will always remember the wit and levity dear old (very, very old) starkers brought to WinCustomize.

Sadly, today he met his untimely end while posting the prior comment.

His last words were something to the effect of, "Shaunna, why do you have that cast iron skillet in hand?"

shortly before it became "in head".  His.

We'll miss you mate.

@Doc... we is friends................

@Shaunna .......... OWWWWW!!

No, actually!!!   More like it's already embedded quite deeply and: "Dear, do you think it'll require surgery to remove this?"

Um, I hid it somewhere.... for occasions such as these.

And looking at Doc's little piece in reply #145, it reminds me.....

Do is so old.... he wrote Methuselah's obituary.  Would have done Noah's as well... but the stationary store had run out of stone tablets and wasn't expecting any because of supply issues due to the flood.

Nah, Uvah is so old.... he can't remember what he did 10 minutes ago.  I mean, sometimes he remembers that he has forgotten something, but most of the time he can't even remember he'd forgotten something he cannot recollect.