there was the chance they'd take the threat seriously and simply bend over in anticipation.
and he brings whole new meaning to the phrase 'Down Under'.
Not to mention Up and Under. 
Speaking of under, it reminds me of the time a nice looking sort suggested we rendevous in her underwear at midnight on the beach. Didn't think she was serious 'til I got there at 11.55pm and saw her pitching a tent with her bloomers.
Big bottom, big bottom, talk about bum cakes that gal had 'em. 
I've been including subliminal pornographic images in my text posts for ages... and not one complaint. Not even a: "WoW, nice rack!"
Well....that idea worked to a point. For some strange reason I've been trying to get my toilet to flush in the opposite direction...and this weird urge to hang sexy koala bear posters in my bathroom as well...now I know why!
Well to get yer crapper to flush the other way, check out the local yellow pages for an Aussie plumber. I'm sure he'd be able to help you out, though you'd likely need one of those warm air hand driers installed as well. I'd start practicing yer handstands now, if I were you.
As for the sexy koala posters, you know they've been outlawed for their exploitation of young koalas, dontcha? Yup, so when yer on the phone ordering it, be plenty sure it's not an undercover cop posing as an underage koala, orright? Like if you get asked: "Do you want these posters of me nude?", you can bet yer bottom dollar it's a cop trying to entrap you. So, you're probably better off going for wombat posters cos they always look old for their age and nobody's likely to ask any questions.
