In keeping with Po's recent thread 'Come and Get Me' thread, readers here are asked to provide a humorous caption to the picture below....

The object of the game is to make me laugh... the harder the better. However, there are rules....
* No pictures are permitted.
* Picture posters will be disqualified.,, NO second chances
* While fart references are not essential, they are preferred.
* Curried cabbage references, while not required, earn additional points,
* I am the sole judge and no correspondence will be entered into.
* All entries must be received by midnight 2nd Feb 2010 Oz time (that's (9.00am US Eastern Time).
* The winner (best of 5 finalists) will be announced around noon 3rd Feb 2010 Oz time.... 9.00pm 02 Feb 2010 US Eastern Time.
* The winner will receive a WC subscription.
Now get to work and best of luck to all participants. 
Inspirational Tip: daily servings of curried cabbage put you right where it's at. 