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Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

PoSmedley

Join Date 04/2005

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Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

'Come and get me!'

It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.

Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.

So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.

The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.

The rules are simple

You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.

You can post as many captions as you want.

Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.

Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.

Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)

The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.

So...Come and get me!

5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator

4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic

3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator

2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3

AND THE WINNER IS

POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers

I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? ) For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.

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mrs starkers

mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

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NOPE you're all wrong the key is to starkers stash of curried cabbage ooooops I dun it now I have gone and let the cat out of the bag

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HG_Eliminator

Join Date 07/2002

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*Where did Po get that hackel? It looks absolutely fetching.*

*Brad parked his porsche where?*

*This chairs seatbelt is not properly working*

*You mean the Stardock Halloween party was yesterday?*

* And you thought Desktop customization was the limit of my abilities?*

*What do you mean this is not a costume for the rocky horror picture show?*

*As I was saying Dr Freud, all the boy's teased me and kicked sand in my face.*

*I used this razor here to shave my monobrow.*

**Good Greif, put it back on**

*looks like it might be a wee bit chilly in here?*

*No shit? HG got promoted to moderator?*

*MUHHHA now that im a mod I have the key to the WC pizza stash!!!*

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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NOPE you're all wrong, the key is to starkers stash of curried cabbage

Wot the effin' hell did ya go n' tell 'em that fer? Now ev'ry body knows whar I 'ides it! I can see it now, blaggards frum all o'er 'll be breakin' inta Admiral Gaylord's boudoir with putty to make copies... and some, them wots not so smart, 'll be tryin' ta put putty on tha pichure fer a copy.

....................................................................................

"Yes, Lord Smedley, this is the key to starkers' curried cabbage stash.... but you're not getting it... not if you want to sleep with me! I've heard you are an absolute demon when it comes to 'dutch ovens'.....so NO.... NO WAY.!"

Or...

"As your King, Viscount Smedley, I wish to advise, if you wish to remain at the palace, that your love affair with Lord Skinhit must end right now.... I rather fancy him myself."

Or...

You want me to what?, your Highness: "Yes, yes I will pull down Lord Skinhit's trousers at tonight's ball... but I don't think he will appreciate everyone seeing that he keeps a Congolese sucking fish in his pink 'hello kitty' underwear."

Or...

"Yes, doctor, I have been gay for as long as I can remember.... and I was always comfortable with my sexuality until... um, uh, until all the other boys started calling me Skinhit because... um, because I like to get my bottom smacked."

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PoSmedley

Join Date 04/2005

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tic toc tic toc

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Phoon

Join Date 10/2001

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I've passed a Shart!! Quickly Shinhit, fetch me a tissue!!

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What do you mean OD 2 won't be out for another year?

Quick Skinhit, fetch the smelling salts!

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No ideas for a new skin?

Well, we can always blow bubbles!

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PoSmedley

Join Date 04/2005

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CLOSED - Winner will be announced Monday afternoon

What a bunch of sick lil monkeys you all are

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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CLOSED -

BUGGER!!!!! Just when I'm starting to get into the swing of things ("Why of course, Lord Skinhit, I will shower with you again tonight... only this time it's your turn to pick up the soap").... you, you... you go and effing well close it.

DAMN, DAMN, BUGGER DAMN AND SOD IT!!!!!

OK, now that I've had my little rant.... many thanks, Po`, for a great and fun thread.

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tazgecko

Join Date 05/2008

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Quoting starkers,

reply 109

many thanks, Po`, for a great and fun thread.

Ditto!! I think you have started something Po. ... Maybe some more Black Adder pics down the track?

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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many thanks, Po`, for a great and fun thread.

Ditto!! I think you have started something Po.

Yeah, me thinks a petition to keep this thread going is in order... still too many unexplored avenues of fun to exploit... er, violate.

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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"So, Lord Smedley, you consider the matter closed... do you? Well, let me assure you, sir, as possessor of this key, there is no portal I cannot unlock... no orifice I cannot penetrate."

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Vampothika

Join Date 07/2006

+590

lolz congratties to everyone who got a place, it was such a cool comp and thanks for making us smile po

what.....STARKERS WON??? omg.. retally them votes!!! heheh nahhhh yay for starkers! we luvs him to death. huggles for ya starkers you ROCK mate... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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PoSmedley

Join Date 04/2005

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HG_Eliminator

Join Date 07/2002

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Well done starkers

You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.

No kiddin Captian obvious, hehe

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PoSmedley

Join Date 04/2005

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Captian

Captain

I assume your keyboard was 'wet' ?

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Vampothika

Join Date 07/2006

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Quoting PoSmedley,

reply 114

omg i want that smiley!!!

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HG_Eliminator

Join Date 07/2002

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I assume your keyboard was 'wet' ?

must be that 50 gal drum of lube from costco.

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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Well I'll be......

ME?????? I WON?????

WOO-HOO!!!! I WON!!!!!!

Well, well this is a complete reversal of fortune.

I mean, I never buy a lotto ticket cos I can't win an argument..... and now... BINGO..... all cos I'm a profoundly sick minded and perverse individual with deviant tendencies and a penchant for toilet humour.

And to think, my first wife said: "You mark my words, you'll never get anywhere with your filthy mind."

Seriously now!!! Thanks a million for the thread, Po, I had a ball with it and had a barrel of laughs, both participating and reading everyone else's replies. Moreover, thanks for the prize and picking me as the winner... it's much appreciated.

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DrJBHL

Join Date 04/2002

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Congrats starkers!!!!!

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DPCloud

Join Date 09/2008

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Congratz Captain!

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

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wooot wooot congrats ol man

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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This isn't the first time my wickedly filthy mind has gotten me somewhere... but I'll accept all the applause you can give.

And one more for the road...

"So Captain Starkers, by inviting me to your cabin tonight, you are suggesting there is an open berth for me?"

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PoSmedley

Join Date 04/2005

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You all need to make this easier when trying to gift someone.

Starkers, email your info so I can do this. I promise not to share it with skinhit.

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

+556

it gives me the greatest pleasure to present you with your award

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