Ok, I know we don't have weather as cold as other places in the world, but I'm not used to having my eyeballs frozen.
For this time of year, we would expect Dec Max Min of 8°/3° and Jan of 7°/2°, with the occasional mild spell and occasional cold spell.
It has been around 0° for the last two weeks! This is the forcast for the next week:

I want to go somewhere warm, enough is enough 