banned for talking about the wrong apple
Banned for ignoring Eve's warning... the serpent's venom is in Apple, and taking a bite could be fatal.
banned for not realizing that it was Eve who offered the fruit to Adam
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Banned for forgetting at warp speed. engage C'ptn.
Banned for never having tried to feed a fussy man. After a while an apple just makes good sense.
Banned for I knew that.... and I also know that he much preferred to bite into her peach.
Banned for I got caught up in warp speed once.... now people say I'm warped, which is true but for different reasons.
Banned for reverse warped connections over here...if it get's any slower, it will be nonexistent. My pc is still not right to maybe... damned We need more ugly satellite towers. Better than those crazy wind mills they have out there. I hate driving by those things. The air changes, my ears start to tweak or something.?
Banned for Seasons in the Sun.... and tweaking the windmills of your mind to receive satellite images from far off places in the galaxy
Banned for ranting on the most beautiful day this season I did. The blinding light, buds popping on trees, birds singing... Aaaaah where am I?
Banned for wanting to harmonise with nature... though I'm sure the birds and the bees will appreciate your pollenation techniques.
banned for flashing
Banned for hallucinating... just because these new fangled jeans have a zipper with built-in llights that go on and off, it don't mean I'm flashing.
Besides, my 'appendage' is not bionic and doesn't have LEDs flashing when the battery's getting low.
banned for low batteries
Banned for playing with your ding-a-ling on 7 of the weekly segments ending with ay.... if you don't stop it you'll lose all sense of direction.
Banned for I will name today Thursday. Directly after Wednesday.
banned for getting a motorcycle
Banned for keeping tabs on things.... wanting to know the ins and outs of a cat's dietary preferences or as my dear ol' granny used to say "ass"
Banned for mid life crises toys. hehe Soooo, you gonna come over here and give me a ride?
banned for making me wreck my bike
Wife gets first dibs. She demands it.
Banned for not realizing her demands being respected is Very sexy. If your in the neighborhood anyways. You'd recognize me.
Banned for all that above 'cause now I got cable, so there!
Banned for if you have internet, you have cable.... no?
banned for some of us don't use cable for internet
Banned 'cause now I( got it at home. No more coming here to get online. I are a happy camper.
Banned for Internet was in there. All righty then. Congrats Uvah
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