Quoting starkers, reply 66Anybody got a light
It's bloody dark in here
Talk about an Eternal Flame. A lit match and a curried cabbage methane deposit doesn't sound like a good combination.
Hehe, it'd be bigger than Vesuvius, more monumental than Krakatoa... more collosal than Collosus himself.
And beside the resulting crater (from which Aussies can now see a Californian Sunset) a replacement headstone would say:
"Here Lies Were The Remains of starkers
Guess His Big Bang Theory Was True After All"
