"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

By on October 14, 2009 7:42:30 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

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In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.

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April 26, 2012 9:42:53 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but an accidental rift in the horizontal parallel has created an unstable portal to the vertical plane and caused a temporary nothingness that swallowed the button.

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April 26, 2012 9:48:18 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but in other words you don't know what happened to it.

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April 27, 2012 1:23:15 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I'm having a Spinal Tap afternoon and later I'm taking the dog to Bitch School... though he's a male... but it might get him laid and stop him humping my leg.

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April 27, 2012 4:32:46 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but its too early in the morning.

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April 27, 2012 7:25:49 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, Mickey quickie: mouse sex lasts only 5 seconds. 

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April 27, 2012 8:49:26 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting IROKONESS,
Mickey quickie: mouse sex lasts only 5 seconds

............I would give you karma but you gave me the stitch   

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April 27, 2012 9:22:31 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, a stitch in time could get you nine...    

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April 27, 2012 10:51:12 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I gave her nine and I got asked if I'd like to try for ten.

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April 27, 2012 11:25:45 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

 I would give you karma but, I was watching Strange Sex on tv... a documentary of sorts show, so there was a guy with 13 1/2 in.  He was sort of complaining.... His pants were skintight. Just sayin.

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April 27, 2012 11:33:28 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I was talking about karma points not inches.... and strewth, 9" is not an endowment I'd want, much less 13 1/2"

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April 27, 2012 11:44:00 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, the news of my death was highly exaggerated. Now that's a retraction.

 And a long time ago they buried their folks 13' underground.    Who knew?

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April 28, 2012 9:31:34 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but people aren't queuing up to get into cemeteries, they're dying to get in.

Then there was the time I asked an old girlfriend to put her hand in my pocket to check if the stiffness I was experiencing was rigor mortis.

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April 28, 2012 10:29:36 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would love to give you Karma, but I just got done reading 184pages of replies.

 

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April 28, 2012 10:41:32 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but you're obviously cross-eyed from reading 4587 replies and wouldn't notice if any had been added or not.

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April 29, 2012 6:42:32 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, Vampyres are sexy. But, they don't get rigor mortis.  hmm

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April 29, 2012 11:14:45 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but you wouldn't think a vampyre was sexy if he put his fangs in a glass beside his coffin every night... er, morning.

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April 29, 2012 2:40:33 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I'm too bust listening to the glass chomping.

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April 29, 2012 5:03:43 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, glass chomping sounds like something one shouldn't practise at home kids. 

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April 29, 2012 9:41:38 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

i would give you karma but the queue outside the lavatory is so long I am liable to have completely forgotten all about it by the time i get back.

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April 30, 2012 6:47:53 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, it's to early.

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April 30, 2012 6:49:47 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums


I would give you karma but hey...that's my line.

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April 30, 2012 6:53:19 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I can't decide if it's early evening or late afternoon

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April 30, 2012 6:59:16 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but its 7:00

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April 30, 2012 7:07:30 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but that's way too warm for my liking.... got a sun dial, eh?

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April 30, 2012 7:28:05 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Uvah,
t hey...that's my line.

I would give you karma but, just because you used it, doesn't make it yours Uvah. 

Unless you have the patent?

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