I have a story for yall.
I used to live in a wooded area and we had a few spiders around. One day, I was getting out of the shower and I felt my hair drop down over my forehead. As I reached up with my right hand to push my hair back up on my head, I felt something crawl onto my hand!
I brought my hand down and there was a spider on my hand and, legs and all, I'd say it was about six inches across.....bigger than my hand!!!
Needless to say, I slung it across the room, saw it crash into the mirror and fall amongst my girlfriend's makeup on the countertop. I then ran through the house, naked as a jay bird, screaming like a schoolgirl! 
Only to see my girlfriend's son coming in the back door, seeing me standing there, pale white, naked, and dripping what appeared to be water? all over the carpet!!
I got a robe on, went into the bathroom with a can of Zippo lighter fluid and the spider was still there, appearently stunned from the argument with the mirror, and I doused him real good with the fluid, which contains a burn agent called naptha. He just curled up and died!!
Just wanted to share that, my most scary spider story (most funny now) with you awesome guys and gals for in these here times of trouble, we can all use a good laugh.
BTW, the above is 100% true and accurate.
