You wood.
I'm covering for a guy in the paint dept. while he is on a lunch break, a customer says to Me do You mix up paint here, I said "yeah, I give people the wrong colors all the time!"
That'll teach me to mix it up with you!
As the chilly Eskimo said, "Could you give me another coat?"
Did you hear about the tee-totalling ho... preferred men to liquor.
Anything added/said at this point would be like the lady who accidently backed into the buzz saw: Total dis-assed 'er.
