A wooly jumpsuit?
That's as as close as what dammit is to cussing... wooly jumper (pullover), so take first prize. Now brace yousrelf while I pucker up.
Wasn't really the answer...he'd have agreed wiv anyfing jist ter gitcha ter pucker up. 'es an ol' Pyrate 'e is. 
OK...who's got the answer to these?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
