Spinster goes to the doctor with a vibrator firmly wedged in her..... you know what
The doctor examines her and says: "I'm sorry dear, but this will require surgery to remove it."
"Remove it hell, I just want you to change the batteries!!!"
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A very naive couple want to have a baby and go to the doctor to find out how to go about it.
However, no matter how the doctor explains the process, the young couple just doesn't grasp it.
"Look, doc, we don't get all that technical jargon, couldn't you just show us... like a practical demonstration."
With that the doctor gets the woman to undress and lay on the couch so he can demonstrate love making.
"Ah, so that's how it is done!"
Before they leave the office they thank the doctor and tell hm that they will begin trying in about 6 months time.
Anyhow, about 6 months later, the doctor walks into his room and finds the couple there again, and she is naked on the couch.
The doctor is quite surprised and asks why they are there..... why she is naked on the couch
"Oh, that's quite simple, doc, we're ready to have that baby now."
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Q: Doc, I have gall stones and want to know if I can have them mounted into a necklace once removed?
A: Yes you can. I am a jeweler in my spare time and can do that for you... but your medical insurance will increase 25%
