Register | Login
BootSkins XP
Cursor FX
Dream
Icon Packager
LogonStudio XP
LogonStudio
Object Dock
Sound Schemes
Suites
WallPapers
WindowBlinds
All

Search
Forum Home | Login
Our forums are currently in read-only mode, past articles are available but we have disabled login while we work to bring back the site to full operational capacity – we expect normal operations to resume shortly.
starkers
starkers
Join Date 05/2004
+1153

It Sucks When....

yup, we all have those moments

May 17, 2009 11:35:05 PM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks:

* when a womam puts her bra on backwards and discovers it fits better.

* when someone with swine flu sneezes politely into their handkerchief, and you notice it has a large hole in it.

* when you report a burglary and the cops take your remaining possessions as evidence.

* when the paperwork isn't done and there's none left on the toilet roll.

* when you go check your lottery ticket and they say you owe them.

* When you send your mother a letter and it comes back "Not Known at This Address"

* when you innocently volunteer to be in a police line-up, the victim points at you and shouts: "THAT'S HIM!!!"

There's gotta be more than that.... so it sucks when????

Locked Post +1 Karma
Search this post
Advanced Search
Subscription Options
Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
MouseGoddess
7 Pages1 2 3  Last
starkers
sydneysiders
Join Date 04/2004
+1042
Reply #1 May 18, 2009 1:30:15 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

..it sucks when you spend around a hundred bucks on 5 metre HDMI cables and audio cables to link the lappy to your mum's 42" LCD on a Sunday afternoon to show her what the heck this Wincustomize thing is all about that takes up so much of your time, and justify putting her on broadband so I can show her all these neat net related things.....and finally get it all to work....proudly get to the WC site.....and all you get is 'Egads'!....and "Wincustomize error" for forums, personal pages and every gallery you go to     you then, wait....and wait...and wait....and eventually...pack up your little cables and lappy...and mumble something about technical difficulties....and slink off....    *sigh...

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
Vampothika
Join Date 07/2006
+590
Reply #2 May 18, 2009 2:02:20 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

it sucks when you go to the fridge to get a coke and realize that there is only 'dietcoke' and you suddenly remember your "supposed to be" on some kind of strange new diet........ ....but you drink the shit anyway cause you were hanging out for a coke....

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
TYCUS
Join Date 09/2004
+43
Reply #3 May 18, 2009 3:10:52 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

it sucks, life..., yes it sucks

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!

Sign Up or Login and this ad disappears!
There are many great features available to you once you register. Sign Up for a free account and browse the forums without ads.

starkers
2of3
Join Date 10/2006
+816
Reply #4 May 18, 2009 3:45:31 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks when you are at the airport and you lounge around avoiding going through security too soon because you want to be able to have a couple of cigs before flying. Then they start calling your name while you are going through the metal detector and you have to run like a bastard to catch your flight!

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
starkers
Join Date 05/2004
+1153
Reply #5 May 18, 2009 4:02:28 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks:

* when you're sitting on the grass in the park and the groundsman turns the underground sprinklers on.

* when you go to bed drunk, wake up with a hangover and throbbing erection in hand... then find it isn't yours.

* you get an intruiging novel from the public library, read it all the way through only to find somebody ripped out the last page

* you're watching your most fav TV show and the power goes out 2 minutes before the end of the gripping season finale.

 

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
Nimbin
Join Date 01/2006
+118
Reply #6 May 18, 2009 4:11:43 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

it sucks when you meet the most beautiful woman in the world and she tells you her name is ralph!!!

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
Ausvet
Join Date 08/2001
+236
Reply #7 May 18, 2009 5:27:01 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks when the ATM says insufficient funds............ then you find out it is the bank that has the insufficient funds.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
butch123
Join Date 01/2004
+201
Reply #8 May 18, 2009 5:35:04 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks when  it takes all night to be able to do what you used to do all night...

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
starkers
Join Date 05/2004
+1153
Reply #9 May 18, 2009 5:42:51 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

it sucks when you meet the most beautiful woman in the world and she tells you her name is ralph!!!

It sucks worser when Ralph neglects to say so, the romance begins, and you find a handful where a handful shouldn't be.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
vStyler
Join Date 11/2004
+919
Reply #10 May 18, 2009 6:31:32 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

.it sucks when you spend around a hundred bucks on 5 metre HDMI cables and audio cables to link the lappy to your mum's 42" LCD on a Sunday afternoon to show her what the heck this Wincustomize thing is all about that takes up so much of your time, and justify putting her on broadband so I can show her all these neat net related things.....and finally get it all to work....proudly get to the WC site.....and all you get is 'Egads'!....and "Wincustomize error" for forums, personal pages and every gallery you go to you then, wait....and wait...and wait....and eventually...pack up your little cables and lappy...and mumble something about technical difficulties....and slink off.... *sigh...

 

awwwww

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
DrJBHL
Join Date 04/2002
+4020 wcwizop
Reply #11 May 18, 2009 6:39:08 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

*when you thought you thought you had clean socks and you don't!

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
starkers
Join Date 05/2004
+1153
Reply #12 May 18, 2009 9:03:55 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

*when you thought you thought you had clean socks and you don't!

It sucks when:

* you take your dirty socks off and the smell's so bad they walk themselves into the laundry.

* you wash your hair in the hand basin and your head gets stuck in the mud.

* you go to buy a new belt and the assistant quips: "About the only thing that'd go around you is the park railings."

* you don't believe your kid when he says the dog ate his homework.... then discover the dog eating your annual report to the boss.

 

 

 

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
Phoon
Join Date 10/2001
+382
Reply #13 May 18, 2009 9:32:21 AM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

when you go to bed drunk, wake up with a hangover and throbbing erection in hand... then find it isn't yours.

It also sucks when you're drunk and have to pee and...

* you pull out a hair by mistake and piss down your leg!

* you hold on to your thumb and once again piss down your leg!

* you grab your 2 inch dinky with 4 fingers and piss all over the last 3!!

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
starkers
Join Date 05/2004
+1153
Reply #14 May 18, 2009 12:24:20 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It also sucks when you're drunk and have to pee and...

* you pull out a hair by mistake and piss down your leg!

* you hold on to your thumb and once again piss down your leg!

* you grab your 2 inch dinky with 4 fingers and piss all over the last 3!!

It sucks when:

* you need to pee and first have to put pepper on yer "dinky" to make it sneeze, then grab it with the tweezers before it goes back in again.

* you pee every morning at 8.00am but don't get up 'til 10.00am.

* you've got a bladder full but have to run water to get it started.

* the pepper no longer works.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
mrs_starkers
Join Date 09/2006
+556
Reply #15 May 18, 2009 2:43:55 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks when

  • You can live without sex but not without your glasses.

  • You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.

  • You enjoy watching the news.

  • The phone rings and you hope its not for you.

  • The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
DaveBax
Join Date 10/2007
+629
Reply #16 May 18, 2009 3:10:56 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

it sucks when

You go to the hospital for a test and put on your gound. Than the nurse comes and says
“While you are taking your test can we wash your underwear for you”

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
vStyler
Join Date 11/2004
+919
Reply #17 May 18, 2009 3:28:51 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

it sucks when

 

You can't think of many valid reasons to keep making themes.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
DrJBHL
Join Date 04/2002
+4020 wcwizop
Reply #18 May 18, 2009 3:35:04 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks when:

* you take your dirty socks off and the smell's so bad they walk themselves into the laundry

It sucks when:

You run out of petrol (gas lol) 50 miles from the nearest station.

" because your wife didn't fill the tank and you can't say a thing because you want some action.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
Phoon
Join Date 10/2001
+382
Reply #19 May 18, 2009 3:47:48 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks when

You can live without sex but not without your glasses.

You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.

You enjoy watching the news.

The phone rings and you hope its not for you.

The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.

 

OMFG!!! I've been discovered!!!

You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.

which leads to...

* it's been a long time since you've seen yourself pee ...

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
mrs_starkers
Join Date 09/2006
+556
Reply #20 May 18, 2009 8:57:00 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

OMFG!!! I've been discovered!!!

 

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
DrJBHL
Join Date 04/2002
+4020 wcwizop
Reply #21 May 18, 2009 9:22:15 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

Quoting mrs starkers,
reply 20
OMFG!!! I've been discovered!!!

Hey! I resemble that!

OK....I think it sucks that irons have a "Permanent Press" setting, because as hard as I try....I don't get it.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
Uvah
Join Date 05/2006
+874
Reply #22 May 18, 2009 9:55:01 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks when your day feels like reruns of the Days of our Lives.

It sucks when all you seem to accomplish is the same thing you did the day before.

It sucks when the bottom of the barrel starts looking good.

And...life in general just plain sucks!

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
starkers
Join Date 05/2004
+1153
Reply #23 May 18, 2009 10:16:22 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

* it's been a long time since you've seen yourself pee ...

It sucks when:

* you're peeing in two streams.... and both miss the bowl.

* you're taking a dump and somebody 'glad-wrapped' the bowl.

* you get caught short with the runs in 'spandex'... then realise you're still wearing bicycle clips.

* you're at the beach in speedos and have a fart with lumps in it.

* you have to provide a 'stool sample' and get it all over your hands while aiming it into the miniscule opening of the provided container.

 

 

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
MouseGoddess
Join Date 06/2002
+72
Reply #24 May 18, 2009 11:08:10 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

It sucks when....

 

the first time you go to bed with the new person in your life you take off your underwear and throw them at the wall and they stick.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
starkers
starkers
Join Date 05/2004
+1153
Reply #25 May 18, 2009 11:38:26 PM
from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

the first time you go to bed with the new person in your life you take off your underwear and throw them at the wall and they stick.

It sucks when:

* the new person in your life starts screaming out their own name during climax.

* the new person in your life agrees to sleep with you.... only if you put a bag over your head.

* the new person in your life puts a bag over their own head... just in case yours falls off.

Reason for Karma (Optional)
Successfully updated karma reason!
7 Pages1 2 3  Last
View all recent posts
Mark all posts as read Delete cookies created by the forum Return to Top
Stardock Forums v        Server Load Time:   Page Render Time:


Home | About | Privacy | Upload Guidelines | Terms of Service | Help
WinCustomize © 2025 Stardock. All Rights Reserved.