LOL....yep, a Walmart greeter. Just spoke about that very subject with WebGizmos. Totally weird that you brought it up!
A blonde decided to try horseback riding, even though she had no lessons nor prior experience. She mounted the horse unassisted and it immediately sprang into motion.
It galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde began to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabbed for the horse's mane, but could not seem to get a firm grip. She tried to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slid down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse galloped along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempted to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot became entangled in the stirrup, and she was now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She started to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, saw her and unplugged the horse.
