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In the News 4/27

Its Monday

April 27, 2009 6:19:59 PM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

Ok, so same as last week, captions or commentary on the pictures that made the news this week.

Label them accordingly.  

 

[URL=http://img401.imageshack.us/my.php?image=inthenews.jpg][/URL]

 

 

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Reply #1 April 27, 2009 6:29:49 PM
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B - Oh Deer

C - Yes!  here..even the doctors wear Sombrero's

E - Where do you suggest I put the citation officer?

F - Smile.. we're all rich and your not.

B- Two deer walk into a bar.. Bartender says (someone finish this off )

 

D - Some one opened the Airport doors and In flew Enza (Stolen from Sydneysiders*)

 

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Reply #2 April 27, 2009 6:35:58 PM
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A.  Sucky sucky..

B.  I need a 1/2 gallon of Jose Deero.

C.  Latest member of the Mexican Mafia.

D.  We're all in America, come back later.  (Don't mean to sound racist on this one..  If you think I do, deal with it.)

E.   Wasn't the nude beach at the last light and a left?

F.   Setting Guinness World Record for "Crossing Swords"

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Reply #3 April 27, 2009 6:46:05 PM
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A- Come to my club, baby.

B- Iff'n we're reeeal quiet lahk, maybe theys won't move, Ji-yim.

C- Dr. Sanjay, take off the Sombrero: We dress the same eeen the O.R. as you Gringos.

C- CNN's New Show: "Paging Dr. Sanjay Sanchez"

D- Hey! Not All At Once! (The sign reads "Return Flights to Mexico")

E- "You Wanna Park That Where?"

F- "Taken Just One Hour Before Going To The Bath House".

F- "Do you think anyone noticed we have no pants on?"

 

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Reply #4 April 27, 2009 6:50:25 PM
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A: I don't care what they say, this is no substitute for breast.

B: Jagermeister model auditions.

C: Jalepeno breath?

D:  "Not a creature was stirring...not even a mouse."

E:  What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...but eventually you have to go home.

F:  Remember when we said "Yes, we can?"  PSYCH!!

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Reply #5 April 27, 2009 6:55:06 PM
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A: Who you calling "Sucker"?

B: What can we get for two bucks?

C:It's time for Stinko-De Mayo!

D: The line at the food court after the health inspector left.

E: Can I get some change for the meter? I seem to have left my wallet at home.

F:You're supposed to hold up one finger,you moron.

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Reply #6 April 27, 2009 6:55:13 PM
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Karen! Just one question: "Is it done?" 

Wiz!

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Reply #7 April 27, 2009 7:01:14 PM
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Quoting DrJBHL,
reply 6
Karen! Just one question: "Is it done?"   


Don't blame me for that one....Night Train started it.

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Reply #8 April 27, 2009 7:08:25 PM
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Hey....I'm just trying to keep abreast of the news!

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Reply #9 April 27, 2009 7:44:53 PM
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B: Jagermeister model auditions.

Winner!

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Reply #10 April 27, 2009 7:53:03 PM
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What can we get for two bucks

 

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Reply #11 April 27, 2009 8:06:03 PM
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A. this thing sucks!

B. Damn right we need cup holders!

C. I wonder if this makes my butt look fat?

D. Headlines! US cancels all benefits for illegal aliens.

E. Officer! I was mugged by a group of drunk politicians!

F. hahahaha!.......hey guys........you remember the 2 deer that were in line ahead of us?

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Reply #12 April 27, 2009 8:17:18 PM
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F. hahahaha!.......hey guys........you remember the 2 deer that were in line ahead of us?

 

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Reply #13 April 27, 2009 9:14:54 PM
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you remember the 2 deer that were in line ahead of us?
B: What can we get for two bucks?

C:It's time for Stinko-De Mayo!

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Reply #14 April 27, 2009 9:49:50 PM
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Good job everyone.. why do I get the feeling next week all 6 will be pig flu pics  

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Reply #15 April 28, 2009 12:18:16 AM
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A. Damn that was tasty! Tasted like chicken! Even came on a stick!
B. What do you mean NO car NO service!?
C. Ok! Who ate the Refried Beef Bean & Egg burritos without the hot sauce to kill the smell!!
D. Damn! When I said head for the border they took that shit literally!
E. Go ahead and touch It....you know you want to!
F. We told you Bill....you have to inhale stupid!

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Reply #16 April 29, 2009 1:09:11 AM
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A; Pacifier! What pacifier?  This is the tit I use when I haven't got a tit.

B: Quick, two scotch on he rocks before Sarah Palin gets herewith her hunting rifle!

C: In news today, Mexican authorities discover a man who faints at the smell of his own farts.

D: To all passengers flying Mexican airlines today... joining the 'mile high club' in the forward bathrooms is forbidden.

E: When asked by police: "What as?", the man on his way to a fancy dress party with a potato on his penis replied: "As a dicktater!"

F:I don't care what you guys say, there will be NO Monica-like incidents in the Oval Office on my watch!

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Reply #17 May 8, 2009 2:53:02 AM
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hahahahahaha!.........you remember the 2 deer that were in line ahead of us?

 

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