Ah, hence the reason there is no user pic of me!!! I dont' need to be scaring peeps off, either!
Ah, but he has his ways... not to mention contacts who can acquire pics of just about anyone.

Yup, it's pretty amazing what Doc can do with an Xray in PhotoShop. 
Oh, and stop selling yourself short (no pun intended)... if anybody's gonna scare peeps off, it'd be me... with or without the curried cabbage. You've heard that saying about cracking the camera... well the artist commissioned to paint my portrait was dumbfounded when the canvas shriveled, his easle broke and the paints dried up. 