Pat and Mick got jobs in a timber mill. After 3 weeks there Pat cut his hand off, Mick pick up the hand, drops it into a plastic bag, and takes it and Pat to the hospital, The team in the operating theatre work 16 hours sewing Pat's hand back on.
three weeks later Pat is back playing cards. Mick said to the surgeon, "what a great job you did, and he's back to normal so soon" the surgeon said "Your friend has a remarkable recovery rate, the fastest I have ever seen"
Two weeks later Pat cut of his foot, Mick gets the foot and Pat and off to the hoispital again, three weeks later Patrick is playng football, Pat Mick and the Surgeon are interviewed on TV " Yes, the Theatre team and I worked hard on this patien't, but the real accolade is his, he has a remarkable recovery rate.
A month later Pat cuts off his head, Same thing, head in the plastic bag, down to the hospital. surgeon sets up the theatre and team. Mick phones later "Hello surgeon, how is Pat" "Sorry Mick, Pat is dead" "you said that because of his rapid recovery rate you could fix it" "Yes, but some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and smothered him"