Too sick to work..
Hung Chow calls into work and says,"Hey I no come work today, I really sick.. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work".
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work, you try that."
Two hours later hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon..... You got nice house!"
