This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
What's wrong with that guy? Although you must admit he's not to bad looking?
The guy who in cheated at the school ?
The guy who cheated at school... wasn't the teacher, was it??
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Or was it the fry cook/cashier/bookie?
Fry cook/Cashier/Bookie?
What's wrong with this guy?
Can't make up his mind?
Caan you make up his mind?
Does he have a mind?
Do I?
Hmmmmm
So how can you have a 'stiff' drink when anything liquid is as flaccid as it gets???
How does stiff relate to missing minds I wonder?
Vely intelesting eh
I've heard of a stiff drink but, never a flaccid one. haha I'm guessing that's why no one would mind missing that one Uvah!!
Research has shown drinks are responsible for huge flaccidness when overdone.
Is that correct?
And how does that impact on ones life... does it affect the 'flaccid one' most, or the intended recipient?
I guess it would depend on the method of ingestion be it orally or intravenously or perhaps......as an enema?
Hey Uvah.... did you get the wrong end of the stick there, buddy... or am I just confused?
starkers. Go see A/V over at custom avatars. I'm sure he can hook ya up. Barring that are ya still confuseded?
Looking very official Uvah. What happens if I click it?
It jumps up and says..........I dunno.
"What did ya expect...meat-a-balls?
No, not exactly. How's about, UVAH done it now?
And stop that clicking.... haha
Hey Anna, did you know that Uvah clicks when he walks?
No, it's not cos of a dodgy hip.... he's just tightened up cos money is harder to come by these days.
Oh, and Anna, do you find it easier to paint your toenails that way [avatar]
If Uvah went blind he could use his sonar to detect what's around him with that clicking going on.
And yes toenails are a breeze. I just put a brush between my teeth and a painting I will go.
Got a favorite color?
Fav colour... er, yes. Flesh, but do you think I get to see enough of it?
Maybe, maybe not. And I would know that becaause?
Maybe because you're no longer nude sunbathing and sending out picture postcards???
Maybe because you know I don't live near a nude beach anymore???
Or maybe because you know I get so excited by flesh these days I steam up my spectacles???
Postcards I'm out of.... Isn't a nuder beach only a drive away? Flesh is my fave color to.....
A golden tan is a good thing too that way when you wear that new micro-kini it'll blend in so much that.....Oops....Where'd that come from?
Golden tans are better than some Orange ones I've seen. What's up with that? No mirrors where they're from or what? Lawdy!!
What 'd be the point.... when I keep steaming up my specs??
Speaking of mirrors, did you know that some men put mirrors on the toe of their shoes so they can look up drainpipes - and dresses?
And dontcha hear the crackle OUCH when the dress owner stomps on it?
Orange tan=Eeewwwww
Golden brown=YUM!
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