Frosted Flakes is clearly the best cereal

How can you not comprehend the greatness?

By on November 7, 2008 2:00:14 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

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When someone thinks of cereal, how the iconic tiger labeled box doesn't pop into one's head almost immediately is beyond me. The sweet frosting covering the crispy corn flakes is like the perfect marriage of sweet and crispy. The only way I anyone could make a similar combination of the two would be to directly wired ones mouth to some type of electrodes which simulate Frosted Flakes. This would probably take longer to set up than to actually just eat Frosted Flakes.

 

That being said, why would anyone ever want to try any cereal that’s not Frosted Flakes? If you don’t what a cereal that’s crispy, you should probably be eating oatmeal with the rest of the denture wearers. If you don’t want a cereal that’s sweet, you should probably be eating a toasted bread crumbs in a bowl of milk. Sounds delightful!

 

Perhaps your thinking some other cereal would provide another equally pleasant experience. You’d be wrong. Wheat and Rice based cereals get soggy far too fast. So all you’re really left with is corn. Yes, we know there are some of you out there that think cereal can be made from other types of grain that most people have never heard of, so, it must be good. But when it comes to food, the reason most people have never of it is because it sucks. The same reasoning behind spotted dick is not popular here in the United States. It’s horrid. To the point that I wonder if the people in the UK actually like it or they’re just making it as an excuse to say the name. End digression. As I was saying, you’re really only left corn.

 

Let’s suppose you want to make a cereal and your smart enough to use corn, but, you’re clueless on what style or shape. One idea to try could be the puffed/popped shape. If that’s the case, you probably like popcorn. And you have to make it sweet. So you’re going to have to make something like caramel or kettle corn. And you’re going to take this pour it in a bowl and add milk? If that’s a good idea, then, I suppose you’d also like the texture and taste of sugar coded Styrofoam. Aside from the possible poisonous side effects, I’m pretty sure it would amount to the same thing. If a cereal maker does figure out how to make edible Styrofoam he’s going to make a fortune off you.

 

Let’s face it, there are very few things in this life that a simple and great. And we as human being should be grateful that we have been lucky enough to find them. Of this short list in our long history, Frosted Flakes is among the top.

 

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November 7, 2008 2:08:53 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Frosted Flakes is clearly the best cereal

Yeah right, as good as Frosted Flakes are... Weetabix CLEARLY trumps them

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November 7, 2008 2:09:18 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

They're Grrrrrreat!

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November 7, 2008 2:10:42 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

They're Greeeeaaaat!  Okay Wiz, you jumped in just before me.

                                                                 I suppose you used the wand!

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November 7, 2008 2:13:06 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Umm . . sorry.  Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is the best cereal ever.  Anyone thinking otherwise is crazy.

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November 7, 2008 2:13:55 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Dude , you're surely co-co for crack!

Everyone , and the Bug means EVERYONE is pwned by the greatness of classic Shreddies. And now they have Vanilla Shreddies

Frosted Flakes , pfffft

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November 7, 2008 2:17:02 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Cheerios to all!

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November 7, 2008 2:19:12 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Zubaz,
Umm . . sorry.  Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is the best cereal ever.  Anyone thinking otherwise is crazy.

Why not just save yourself some cash and dump wads of peanut butter in a bowl of milk.

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November 7, 2008 2:20:59 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Geez, some folks have way too much time on there hands! They are my hubbys favorite, I prefer Krogers Blueberry Crisp, also made of corn flakes!

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November 7, 2008 2:27:41 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Zubaz,
Umm . . sorry.  Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is the best cereal ever.  Anyone thinking otherwise is crazy.

Teh only thime he's spleed anything correctly and it's on thid psot!

Rice Crispies: The one, the only forever.

   

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November 7, 2008 2:28:29 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting DrJBHL,



Quoting Zubaz,
reply 4
Umm . . sorry.  Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is the best cereal ever.  Anyone thinking otherwise is crazy.



Teh only thime he's spleed anything correctly and it's on thid psot!

Rice Crispies: The one, the only forever.


What about chocolate Rice Crispies?

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November 7, 2008 2:28:50 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting TheD2JBug,
Dude , you're surely co-co for crack!

Everyone , and the Bug means EVERYONE is pwned by the greatness of classic Shreddies. And now they have Vanilla Shreddies

Frosted Flakes , pfffft

 

Shedder wheat and vanilla favoring...give it 30 seconds in milk and you get mush in vanilla flavored milk. Congrads!

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November 7, 2008 2:42:47 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Wheat and Rice based cereals get soggy far too fast

Sorry!  I'm the first to say that although Frosted Flakes with bananas and Saturday morning cartoons (preferably Bugs Bunny / Roadrunner) is the perfect combination that makes me smile all weekend, you've clearly forgotten about or worse, never tasted:

They never get soggy and that unmistakable maple flavor makes your toes wiggle!

If cereal was an Olympic event I'd award Bronze to Honey Nut Cheerios, Silver to Frosted Flakes and Gold to Buc Wheats!

 

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November 7, 2008 2:49:35 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I bet Starkers would send over some vegemite to smear on your toast if you asked real nice.

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November 7, 2008 3:18:33 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Frankenberry, a corn cereal, is my current addiction (got to love the marshmellows).  My normal addiction is Special K with Red Berries, a rice cereal. 

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November 7, 2008 3:22:23 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Reptar Crunch Cereal

 

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November 7, 2008 3:26:37 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

(Thick Scottish accent) If it's not oatmeal it's crapppp!

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November 7, 2008 4:10:23 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting TheD2JBug,
Quoting DrJBHL, reply 9


Quoting Zubaz,
reply 4
Umm . . sorry.  Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is the best cereal ever.  Anyone thinking otherwise is crazy.



Teh only thime he's spleed anything correctly and it's on thid psot!

Rice Crispies: The one, the only forever.




What about chocolate Rice Crispies?

Sounds yum for evening cereal.....but in the A.M.? Rice Crispies with Blueberries or Strawberries....oooooooh!

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November 7, 2008 4:19:58 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

If cereal was an Olympic event I'd award Bronze to Honey Nut Cheerios, Silver to Frosted Flakes and Gold to Buc Wheats!
You got it cp!!!!! 

Angus, what is *vegemite*? Sounds disgusssssssssssssssssssssssting!!!!

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November 7, 2008 4:20:15 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Rice Crispies and Cheerios are my fav's.  I like shreddies too though.  They have some with strawberry frosting on them...mmmmm, gotta go.

Oh, and the OP musta been smokin' something to start a topic like this anyways...

 

And DAMMIT!  sumbudy stoleded two of me Karma points...AGAIN!

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November 7, 2008 4:31:47 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Oh, and the OP musta been smokin' something to start a topic like this anyways

 And then came in here and gave everybody the munchies!

And DAMMIT! sumbudy stoleded two of me Karma points...AGAIN!

I saw that Monkeyman, cause it happened while I was givin' em' to you!

 Am I the Anti-Karma?

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November 7, 2008 5:08:52 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Are you guys nuts?
Oats!! Life cereal is the best. It taste great with or with out sugar and it's good for ya. It's got to be good for ya, that's why they call it Life.

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November 7, 2008 5:25:22 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Bet no one even know what Milk Pobs is

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November 7, 2008 5:29:37 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

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November 7, 2008 5:32:13 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Bet no one even know what Milk Pobs is

Dunno JG!  The result of what comes out your butt after consuming one too many Milk Duds?

Not a clue here bud and I'm a cereal fiend!

 

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November 7, 2008 5:47:21 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Milk Pobs

I give up.

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