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PuterDudeJim
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Reply #76 November 9, 2008 4:50:13 PM
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From #44

Do...U.. want to?

"Do...YOU.. want to?"

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Reply #77 November 9, 2008 11:54:44 PM
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Don't blame me if you wake up dead.

And if you do, I'll never speak to you again

Fell down the stairs... er, like when do you ever fall UP them!

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Reply #78 November 10, 2008 1:05:00 PM
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Grind down

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Reply #79 November 10, 2008 1:27:40 PM
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Tentative Decision

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Reply #80 November 10, 2008 3:31:30 PM
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Christmas holiday

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Reply #81 November 10, 2008 8:02:16 PM
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Sarah Palin's brain.

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Reply #82 November 10, 2008 8:53:01 PM
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rigor mortis

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Reply #83 November 11, 2008 5:01:55 AM
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I don't got nothing.  Yeah, I know, I know, this should have gone in the SKO's 'nothing' thread, but it is relevant.... like when the cops caught this guy coming backwards out of a store window after hours with a TV in his arms...

"Hullo, hullo, hullo, and wot 'ave you got there, then?"

"I don't got nothing, officer, I don't got nothing!"

"I can see that, sunshine, both arms full."

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Reply #84 November 11, 2008 10:48:16 AM
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Mild hurricane

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Reply #85 November 11, 2008 11:26:11 AM
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science fiction

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Reply #86 November 11, 2008 12:01:26 PM
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radio active

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Reply #87 November 11, 2008 12:05:14 PM
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funny paper

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Reply #88 November 11, 2008 12:23:09 PM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 2
Don't blame me if you wake up dead.

And if you do, I'll never speak to you again

Fell down the stairs... er, like when do you ever fall UP them!


In Oz?

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Reply #89 November 11, 2008 12:28:16 PM
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We all know that things are upside down and backwards in Oz, so does that turn redundancies into oxymorons and vice versa...er versa vice?

Questions like these keep me awake at night, and put me asleep during the day!

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Reply #90 November 11, 2008 1:03:53 PM
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work related

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Reply #91 November 11, 2008 7:43:03 PM
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feather weight

lead balloon

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Reply #92 November 11, 2008 8:33:41 PM
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Moron in charge... and he knows how to use an oxy-acetaline blow torch cos he saw it done once...therefore he is an oxymoron.

 

We all know that things are upside down and backwards in Oz, so does that turn redundancies into oxymorons and vice versa...er versa vice?

Hmmm... so does that mean if I stand on my head I'm actually the right way up??? .......

Questions like these keep me awake at night, and put me asleep during the day!

 

 

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Reply #93 November 11, 2008 8:43:21 PM
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Hmmm... so does that mean if I stand on my head I'm actually the right way up??? .......

Questions like these keep me awake at night, and put me asleep during the day!

The fact that you said that is gonna keep me up all night...lol!

 

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Reply #94 November 11, 2008 8:44:39 PM
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My ex wife used to say up in under.  Would that be a trioxymoron?

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Reply #95 November 11, 2008 9:40:35 PM
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Hmmm... so does that mean if I stand on my head I'm actually the right way up??? .......

Questions like these keep me awake at night, and put me asleep during the day!

The fact that you said that is gonna keep me up all night...lol!

Hehe, who needs Viagra, then... if the lunacy at WC keeps you (and no doubt others) up all night.

 

Not exactly an oxymoron, but this is something we used to say as kids...

I went to the pictures tomorrow, and took a front seat at the back

but I fell from the stalls to the gallery, and broke a toe bone in my back.

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Reply #96 November 11, 2008 9:43:39 PM
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You must have had a wild childhood...lol.  We sang songs like:

Comet...it makes your sink so clean

Comet...it tastes like gasoline

Comet...will make you vomit,

So try comet, and vomit today!

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Reply #97 November 11, 2008 11:18:59 PM
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You must have had a wild childhood...lol.

Yup, sure did... even had a duel once...

One fine day in the middle of the night

Me and a dead mate got up to fight

back to back we faced each other

Drew our swords and shot each other.

 

So shine yer buttons wiv Brasso, you can get it for 3 ha'pence a tin

You can buy or flog it from Woolworths but I don't think they got any in.

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Reply #98 November 11, 2008 11:36:54 PM
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true blood

 

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Reply #99 November 12, 2008 8:08:51 AM
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semiprivate

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Reply #100 November 12, 2008 10:27:13 AM
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Frost proof

 

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