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Philly0381
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My Living Will

October 29, 2008 12:12:37 PM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

Yup, another one.  Made me laugh till my socks rolled down.  Enjoy and feel free to pass it on.

My Living Will

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.....

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Reply #1 October 29, 2008 12:22:37 PM
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She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

Geez!  What else is there to live for?

On a personal note, if that was my puter and wine, that bitch would be the one on life support!

Made me smile Philly!

 

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Reply #2 October 29, 2008 12:23:41 PM
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 Serious topic though...and I do recommend everyone have one along with a Health Care Proxy

http://www.legacywriter.com/DPOAHC.asp?src=g15healthcare7&gclid=CN_joq_szJYCFQOIFQod1iRdyg

 

 

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Reply #3 October 29, 2008 12:26:36 PM
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Geez! What else is there to live for?

Umm..... real-life(tm)?

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Reply #4 October 29, 2008 12:36:37 PM
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DrJBHL no doubt that a liviing will is as important as say life insurance and a healthcare plan or as my mother use to ask "do you have on clean underwear?". 

Just some humor here Dr, nothing more. 

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Reply #5 October 29, 2008 12:39:19 PM
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Wine isn't "real life"? Sounds like a whine to me

What's with the Smileys, Snowman?

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Reply #6 October 29, 2008 12:41:42 PM
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Quoting Philly0381,
reply 4
DrJBHL no doubt that a liviing will is as important as say life insurance and a healthcare plan or as my mother use to ask "do you have on clean underwear?". 

Just some humor here Dr, nothing more. 

Wouldn't matter! (the clean underwear) ... Guess why!

I understood the humor, Philly....just wanted folks to know they really should have them....not dirty underwear  

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Reply #7 October 29, 2008 1:29:02 PM
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Another good one,Philly.I have both a living will and an organ doners card,so they pull the plug and sell me for scrap!

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Reply #8 October 29, 2008 1:43:42 PM
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For what it is worth, after Terri(y?) Schaivo hit the news a few years ago I set up my Living will and DNR and all that.  It just seemed to make good sense at the time.

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Reply #9 October 29, 2008 1:47:36 PM
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I give up, I just give up!

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Reply #10 October 29, 2008 2:07:38 PM
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:LOL have to pass this one on....just not to my wife........

 

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Reply #11 October 29, 2008 2:32:06 PM
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Quoting Zubaz,
reply 8
For what it is worth, after Terri(y?) Schaivo hit the news a few years ago I set up my Living will and DNR and all that.  It just seemed to make good sense at the time.

And it was! Say ZubaZ...how come yuor Brnad New Spiffy Kevlar Mod Jacekt doesn't have stripes, hmmm?

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Reply #12 October 29, 2008 2:49:02 PM
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Well me myself I have that much titanium in me, it doesn't really matter about a living will, I have told my wife just to sell me to the pawnshop, I'll be worth a lot more there in titanium weight than my bank balance Ha Ha Ha.......where's my smilieys gone from my posting box...muh muh waaaaaa...thats me crying by the way Ha HaOh wait I found one

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