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Reply #126 November 21, 2008 1:20:18 AM
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Actually, I was referring to your "southern" side (pup tent) as for the "problem" ye menshuned Cap'n...the size of'n yer butt'l prevent tha' !

Aye, I thort ye wos refurrin' t' me Sou'Westerly... that be why I figured tha pup tent 'd be good if'n I wos t wear 'em back t' front so's they be less like me St Pauls Cathedral (no ballroom) ones I 'aves now.

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Reply #127 November 21, 2008 10:50:15 PM
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If I didn't have curried cabbage for dinner last night I'd be better able to live with myself today.

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Reply #128 November 21, 2008 10:57:52 PM
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if i didn't know better

i'd say you like that stuff

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Reply #129 November 21, 2008 11:25:23 PM
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if i didn't know better

i'd say you like that stuff

Actually, I do, but curried cabbage became somewhat of a joke in the 'Joe User Is Joke User' thread (which I and a few others happily pirated for our own amusement), and it stayed with me ever since.

*BTW, if your into wierd, wacky and downright nutty.... pirate talk,  'Joe User Is Joke User' is a bundle of laughs and worth a read*

If I had the crew to help keep that thread fun and viable it'd still be going strong today.

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Reply #130 November 22, 2008 12:44:49 AM
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If I could fly, I would.

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Reply #131 November 22, 2008 10:01:03 AM
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If I could fly, I would.

Me too Jim.  Damned Airlines.

If I could go back 8 years, I had the chance to learn AutoCad or PhotoShop.  I screwed up and took drafting.  Bummer!

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Reply #132 November 22, 2008 10:08:13 AM
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If I......if I.......damn, if I could think this morning, I would be in better shape for work!

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Reply #133 November 22, 2008 10:44:14 AM
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If I could remember where I left my wife maybe that kid would quit making prank phone call from Wal-Mart.

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Reply #134 November 22, 2008 10:21:24 PM
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If I had a dollar for every time I said "if I had a dollar".... I could have bought Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac ... and now I'd be the getting bailout money so I never had to work again.

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Reply #135 November 23, 2008 1:24:32 AM
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If I liked Vista, I wouldn't have converted my lappy over to XP from Vista Home Prem.

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Reply #136 November 23, 2008 10:59:17 AM
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If I had time I'd buy a new watch.

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Reply #137 November 23, 2008 11:17:26 AM
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If I had a watch I'd buy more time.

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Reply #138 November 23, 2008 3:52:23 PM
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If I had a canoe I could be up the creek without a paddle.

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Reply #139 November 23, 2008 10:54:18 PM
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If I had a canoe I could be up the creek without a paddle.

If I had a paddle I'd give it to you... but I don't know how much use it'd be up Shit Creek in a barbed wire canoe with the anchor dragging bottom.

 

Hmmmm, me thinks there's a Murphy's Law in there somewhere.

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Reply #140 November 24, 2008 7:59:22 AM
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I think that would fall under "If it can happen, it will happen" or something like that.

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Reply #141 November 24, 2008 8:08:38 AM
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If I.... only had a brain

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Reply #142 November 24, 2008 8:09:36 AM
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If I,.... went with the other woman, i wouldnt have an ex-wife

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Reply #143 November 24, 2008 8:20:59 AM
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If only I had diagnosed it correctly, she would be alive today.

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Reply #144 November 24, 2008 8:48:00 AM
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If I could change one thing in my past I wouldn't, because it would have changed my present reality.

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Reply #145 November 24, 2008 10:16:49 AM
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If I,.... went with the other woman, i wouldnt have an ex-wife

Hehe... I went with other women... that's why I have two ex-wives.

Nah, not really...

If I didn't have two ex-wives I wouldn't have needed to find another woman...

... but I'm glad they did cos wifey No 3 is better than the both of 'em put together.

Now there's a revolting thought... both of them together... the stuff nightmares are made of.

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Reply #146 November 24, 2008 6:00:13 PM
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I hear ya starkers!!! Only it is the ex-hubbies......that is a nightmare.

 

 

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Reply #147 November 24, 2008 9:52:10 PM
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If I could, instead of getting married again I would just find a woman I already hated and give her a house.

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Reply #148 November 24, 2008 10:35:59 PM
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I hear ya starkers!!! Only it is the ex-hubbies

Yeah, I've had one or three chasing me over the years... tho I'm not too sure some of 'em were 'ex' at the time.

 

If I could, instead of getting married again I would just find a woman I already hated and give her a house.

Nah matey, you've got it all wrong!  You find a woman you hate who's already got her own house... half of something (of hers) is better than half of nothing (of yours).

If I had a dollar for every woman I hated, I'd maybe have enough for a packet of gum... before tax.

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Reply #149 November 25, 2008 2:35:50 AM
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If only I had diagnosed it correctly, she would be alive today.

Aw Man!  I am so sorry.

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Reply #150 November 25, 2008 2:36:29 AM
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If I could sleep, I would. 

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