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angus1949
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Reply #101 November 18, 2008 7:46:01 AM
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If I could absorb the pain of a grandchilds grief I would.

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Reply #102 November 18, 2008 8:50:43 AM
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hee hee....actually, starkers, it is the opposite for me. Has something to do with be female I bet

 

If I thought I could get away with it, I would play hookie today from work

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Reply #103 November 18, 2008 9:44:21 AM
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hee hee....actually, starkers, it is the opposite for me. Has something to do with be female I bet

Are you trying to tell me that you're 'full'?

If I thought I could get away with it I'd play hookie from being myself and be somebody else who doesn't have a headache.

(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

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Reply #104 November 18, 2008 10:33:38 AM
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(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

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Reply #105 November 19, 2008 10:08:23 AM
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(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

Go without and you should have no aches anywhere.

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Reply #106 November 19, 2008 11:18:45 AM
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Go without and you should have no aches anywhere.

 

You forget about the chafing for those not accustomed to it.

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Reply #107 November 19, 2008 11:57:44 AM
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Vaseline

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Reply #108 November 19, 2008 12:50:28 PM
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Go without and you should have no aches anywhere

Oh yes I would... the headache I'd get from the missus nagging that I shouldn't go out in public like that.

 

You forget about the chafing for those not accustomed to it.

Vaseline

Are you inviting me to have a nasty accident?

If I used Vaseline on my chafed butt and stuff, I'd slip off my puter chair and miss the fun on WC.

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Reply #109 November 19, 2008 5:54:41 PM
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If I used Vaseline of my chafed butt and stuff, I'd slip off my puter chair and miss the fun on WC.

If I could see that I'd put it on YOU TUBE.

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Reply #110 November 19, 2008 10:59:26 PM
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If I used Vaseline of my chafed butt and stuff, I'd slip off my puter chair and miss the fun on WC.
If I could see that I'd put it on YOU TUBE.
 

 

I would pay to see that!

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Reply #111 November 19, 2008 11:29:55 PM
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If I could see that I'd put it on YOU TUBE.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were only joking.

 

I would pay to see that!

If I put that on video, how much would you pay for me to send you an exclusive copy?

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Reply #112 November 20, 2008 12:39:05 AM
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Oh, sure, call me out! LOL......

 

Best make sure I don't send it to your wife....

 

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Reply #113 November 20, 2008 2:49:22 AM
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Best make sure I don't send it to your wife..

She's take one look at it, see me on my backside with my legs up in the air, and burst into uncontrollable laughter...

Soooo..... if I have a silly accident, I try to have it while the missus ain't looking.

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Reply #114 November 20, 2008 9:42:27 AM
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Starkers, who do you think is taking the picture.

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Reply #115 November 20, 2008 11:18:49 AM
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Starkers, who do you think is taking the picture.

With the Vaseline and puter chair... that'd be my webcam and the missus is in bed/in the shower/has gone out.

Other than that, any other goofs, gaffs and blunders are hopefully not caught on film.

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Reply #116 November 20, 2008 11:28:34 AM
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Quoting starkers,
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Starkers, who do you think is taking the picture.

With the Vaseline and puter chair... that'd be my webcam and the missus is in bed/in the shower/has gone out.

Other than that, any other goofs, gaffs and blunders are hopefully not caught on film.

If only you knew the true resolution of the KH satellites....  .

You've been entertaining the CIA and NSA SatInt folks for years starkers, me mate!

(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

After seeing the wedding pix starkers I'd say, "Buy a puptent."  

The Ship's Sawbones

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Reply #117 November 20, 2008 12:17:39 PM
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If I hadn't started replying to this thread, I would have fewer laughs every day!

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Reply #118 November 20, 2008 3:11:55 PM
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If I hadn't slept all day I would still be sleepy.

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Reply #119 November 20, 2008 6:46:39 PM
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If I were tall dark and handsome I wouldn't be ME.

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Reply #120 November 20, 2008 6:56:26 PM
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If i only could have told my mom how much i loved her before she passed away.

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Reply #121 November 20, 2008 6:57:45 PM
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If I were blonde with blue eyes, I wouldn't be me either!!!

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Reply #122 November 20, 2008 8:16:52 PM
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If I were blonde with blue eyes, I wouldn't be me either!!!

If I were tall dark and handsome I wouldn't be ME.

If we were like that then we wouldn't be as perfect as we are now.

 

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Reply #123 November 20, 2008 8:20:16 PM
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If we were like that then we wouldn't be as perfect as we are now.
You've got that right!!!

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Reply #124 November 20, 2008 9:48:00 PM
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You've been entertaining the CIA and NSA SatInt folks for years starkers, me mate!

Ah, so that's how Funniest Home Videos got that footage of me sliding butt naked down a glacier on my butt after I fell out the hotel window... NASA has a lot to answer for, tho their high resolution still wasn't good enough to capture me wee weenie.

(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

After seeing the wedding pix starkers I'd say, "Buy a puptent."

That's not a bad idea, actually... I don't want my nuts pressing up against the base of my spine and causing a headache.

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Reply #125 November 20, 2008 10:11:14 PM
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That's not a bad idea, actually... I don't want my nuts pressing up against the base of my spine and causing a headache.

Actually, I was referring to your "southern" side (pup tent) as for the "problem" ye menshuned Cap'n...the size of'n yer butt'l prevent tha' !

Arrrrr!

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