MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

By Posted March 19, 2008 00:57:39

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own    ! ! )

+24 Karma 224 Replies 10 Referrals
March 24, 2008 12:15:34
Serious Lee... he who just don't know how to have fun
March 24, 2008 12:17:21
Forgetful Lee.... went everywhere with Universal Lee but can't remember a single place they went.
March 24, 2008 21:57:01
  
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March 24, 2008 23:07:34
Annual Lee.... poor ol' Santa, only get to come once a year.
March 24, 2008 23:13:52
Honest Lee.... Look, this 1967 Ford Mustang has only had one owner and done just 1000 miles, and if you make a down payment now, I'll throw in a MP3 player, ABS, GPS tracking, your choice of computer from Dell and a two week all expenses paid romantic vacation in the Bahamas with my lovely wife.
March 24, 2008 23:49:57
Desperate Lee... attends every (and I mean EVERY) 'Desperate & Dateless Ball'
March 25, 2008 00:23:10
Aspiring Lee... aspires to great heights....

.... all that's stopping him is his padded cell.
March 25, 2008 00:24:59
Insipid Lee.... Makes luke warm excuses for not being like Active Lee.
March 25, 2008 00:26:47
Autonomous Lee.... does it alone.
March 25, 2008 11:59:52
Dastard Lee.... unofficial title of politicians (lawyers & car salesmen)

Bastard Lee.... knows both his fathers.
March 25, 2008 12:10:52
Respectful Lee.... the office kiss-arse.

Introvert Lee.... hides in his cubicle all day.

Exorbitant Lee.... the boss throws great X-mas parties.

Extrovert Lee..... Constant Lee goes in and pisses off Introvert Lee.

Executive Lee.....Frequent Lee kicks Extrovert Lee's arse for making Introvert Lee mess up.
March 25, 2008 13:07:10
Disparaging Lee.... mongrel bastard, SOB, never has a nice word to say about anybody.
March 25, 2008 13:14:21
Funny Lee ... Teller of bad jokes

( I was going to put "WC forums bug fixer ... "          )
March 25, 2008 13:22:31
Introvert Lee.... hides in his cubicle all day.

Exorbitant Lee.... the boss throws great X-mas parties.

Extrovert Lee..... Constant Lee goes in and pisses off Introvert Lee.

Executive Lee.....Frequent Lee kicks Extrovert Lee's arse for making Introvert Lee mess up.


hehehe .... Classic, starkers !! ROFL       
March 25, 2008 13:32:16
Appearant Lee - this guy's sure to show up any and everywhere
March 25, 2008 13:33:33
Anonymous Lee - He's everywhere but no one knows him
March 25, 2008 23:10:19
Archaeological Lee.... had old arthritic bones since Moses was a boy.
March 25, 2008 23:17:03
Then there were the triplets:

Cantankerous Lee... never in a good mood.

Obstroperous Lee... just as temperamental.

Belligerent Lee... twice as temperamental and likes to throw his weight around.
March 25, 2008 23:23:44
harried lee WC forums bug fixer/Mod  
March 25, 2008 23:36:25
Frigid Lee... much cooler than a cucumber.
March 25, 2008 23:40:33
Instigating Lee.... always looking for trouble.
March 27, 2008 00:22:24
Discrediting Lee... tries to find a logical argument to everything you say or do.
March 27, 2008 01:00:13
Arguable Lee....clearly the best mass debater ever.


Cerebral Lee.... I can think this sh!t up all day, but I'd appreciate some company, a bit of audience participation.
March 27, 2008 14:00:16
Thoughtful Lee.... gonna give somebody else a turn.
March 27, 2008 14:32:43
Arguable Lee....clearly the best mass debater ever.


O.M.G. !!     

er.... Physical Lee .... Gym Training Tutor ... ( ! )

Horrifying Lee ... Writer of Scary Books ....

Grating Lee .... Cheese maker

Cheesy Lee .... Grating Lees' son

Visible Lee .... always around to annoy you ...

Invisible Lee ..... Never there to help !!

Modest Lee ... Unassuming Lee's Twin ....

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