I am the Manager of Björn Borg & He´s not playing Tennis anymore.
He's not?!?!?
I am Tennis D. Menace of Borg........WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am John McEnroe of Borg... and are you blind, umpire? It was NOT out you F**KEN idiot. If my implant was I out would have felt it flapping in the breeze
I am porn of borg, and i feel it flapping in the breeze all the time!!!
I am Flapper Dap of Borg...........I don't flap in the breeze, I cruise smoothly back and forth...back and forth.
I am Dangly Donger of Borg... and flapping in the breeze is so old hat... I have the mod-con of air-con
I am Sniff D. Aroma of Borg......mine is better to get the full effect.
I am Golf Groupie of Borg... and I've just played a round with Tiger's woodie
I am Splinter Remover of Borg.....I quit.
I am Not Sitting Bull of Borg... that'd be right, quit now I have a splinter in my ass
I am sitting pretty on Ouahu of Borg.......no greenish/brown goo here.
I am Steve Austin of Borg... and thanks to the marvels of science I now have a bionic implant
I am Bionic Procurer of Borg......Steve Austin of Borg......you're late in bringing your implant in for a tune up. Should you delay much further flapping in the breeze will be the least of your problems. A limp nonfunctional implant does not serve the Collective very well.
I am Weather Bureau of Borg and this is a severe weather warning for all implant owners. It is advised to keep all implants tethered as a category 6 breeze is expected to blow through here this afternoon and blow off a roof or three.
I am Severe Weather Watch of Borg atop Mt. Penistuba.
RUN!!!
I am Storm Shelter Manager of Borg... and there are a lot of members of the Collective who have brought in their implants to shelter from the storm. Hmmmm, I can see somebody getting their eye poked out if they're not careful.
I am Replacement Parts R us of Borg............we're running a sale today on brand new used optics. 25 bars of Kandheet minimum purchase.
I am Dolly Parton of Borg... ya know, I caught a guy from Optic Implants Pty Ltd of Borg copping an optic down my cleavage yesterday, so I had me a deliberate nipple slip and poked his eye out.
I am Replacement Parts Rus of Borg.........I have brand new used optics for sale. Going once...going twice....
I am Pawn Shop Pro of Borg... I have some slightly second-hand vibrating implants in their original packaging for those who find Viagra not particularly useful.... and the vibrating part is so handy because you can just lay on the bottom and let it do all the hard work for you.
I am Blank of Borg............
I have been blanked by Borg... now my implant will only work if I plug it into the power socket. Oh how I wish I had gotten the battery powered version so I could go portable.
I are Replacement Part Rus of Borg...did I hear some is in need of a portable implant? We have a special on them today for one day only. Buy one portable Type 5b (for Beta) and get 10% off your next purchase of Pillsburky's synthetic chocolate covered, vanilla bean flavored size XXL boxers.
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