I am Taxpayer of Borg after bail out
Sorry, doubled again.
I am CEO of Fannie Mae of Borg... and I'd like to extend my thanks to the Federal Government for the bailout package, cos I was stumped as to where we would find the money for our next round of totally selfish bonuses.
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I am Dana White of Borg, Do you want to be in the fuckin' Collective?
I am Wanderlei Silva of Borg. I want to Assimilate Chuck!
I am Dr McCoy of Borg , I'm an assimilator not a doctor ( anymore )
I am Bjorn Borg and I am assimilating this trophy into my face.
I am John McEnroe of Borg... and that umpire will assimilate my racket if he calls that one 'out'.
I am Venus Williams of Borg and i have just assimilated my sister Serena of Borg
I am Andre Agassi of Borg and I'm outta this racket.
I am GWB of Borg.... bugger, it seems my assimilation of Iraq will come to and end in 2011... the Iraqi Government has signed an agreement with some US traitors who are doing it just to get in Barack Obama's good books.
I am Obama of Borg and now I have to assimilate this mess left for me.
I am Big3 of Borg, bail me out!
I'm Doc of Borg, Dammit Jim...I'm a Doctor not an implant!
I'll elaborate....
I am Big3 of Borg.... after awarding ourselves fat bonuses, we have assimilated the 93 billion already sent, please send another 93 billion as Xmas fast approaches and we want to buy our families a little something to show we care.
I am Mr Sulu of Borg... dammit Doc, I need a new implant now that I've married my gay lover.
I am Obsolete of Borg and they have no spare parts for my implants.
I am Flaccid of Borg... seems they forgot the starch in my implant.
I am Laundry Man of Borg and they should have used the mangler.
I am do-it-yourself of Borg........some assimilation required,batteries not included.
I am Whizzinator of Borg... the perfect implant for the modern Borg male who is too busy to take a whizz. Also, the Whizzinator is the perfect companion for the Borg guy who wants to impress the ladies (comes in XXXXL Sizes); is the perfect foil for the Borg who doesn't want his wife to find out he's been drinking or having an affair... but more importantly, the Whizzinator does not require Viagra, just activate built-in pump and you're in business. Batteries and power supply included.
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I am Christmas Present Assembler of Borg....where is that last screw for this #*@! thing.
I am Quality Control of Borg... if that's an implant you're assembling, don't worry, it'll eventually find its own screw..
I am Bill Clinton of Borg... now where would I get me one of those whizzinator implants... that would be the one I show Hillary that doesn't have the lipstick on. And no, the lipstick does NOT mean I've been seeing Sarah Palin!
I am Wacko Jacko of Borg... I could use one of those Whizzinator implants to fool the court next time I'm up on kiddy tinkering charges.
I am Janet Jackson of Borg... hey Michael, now they've brought up my wardrobe malfunction thing before the courts again, do you think they might have a nipple equivelant of the whizzinator... er, like a milkinator to show it really wasn't my nipple on TV?
I'm starkers of Borg .... gimme me implant and starch it good! I be lookin' fer a BOB (Bailed Out Banker).
I am High Court Justice of Borg.... Ms Jackson, would you please approach the bench! Now Ms Jackson, to ascertain as to whether or not it was indeed you nipple broadcast to millions of viewers on the night of the 2004 Super Bowl, I want you to show the Court... er, that means me, your nipple.
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