You guys all know by now that I skydive for fun!
Ooops...almost forgot this one!! Now c'mon Cp, why on earth would anyone in their right mind jump out of a perfectly good aircraft??
I can see it now.....
Flight attendant: "What are you doing sir?"
Cp: "Oh, it's alright, miss, I only paid to here and now I have to get off."
Flight attendant: "But sir, it's dangerous to exit a moving aircraft."
Cp: "Not to worry, miss, I brought along my trusty 'squirrel suit'."
Flight attendant: "But sir......
Cp: "I'd love to stop and chat some more, but I don't wanna miss my stop."