I picked the wrong day to give up tuna.......
For a wee moment there I thought you were gonna say: "I picked the wrong day to give up pu..." ......oh never mind.
Better than sliding down a razor blade using your balls as brakes..
...or sailing Sydney's exceedingly smelly sewers in a decidedly derelict dinghy with an extraordinarily 'eavy anvil for an anchor.
Police brutality....or just Starkers dog????
No, not my dog....mine's a 12 inch pug kitty beats up to steal his dinner....besides, if that were my dog, it'd have to fight me for that first bite/tasty morsel.