| I didn't actually type this post...whilst I went for coffee, a pole-cat came into my office and submitted the above message |
Now, now Bandit, you and I both know that's one almighty big fib.....
'There were actually three pole-cats, on a grassy knoll'...who tied up the 'moderation pole-cat in the henhouse' to bypass the 'advertising little anarchist' and invade your office while evading those 'outside now. In the bushes' to get at your puter and say the wrong thing until Io has reached it's zenith and the dingleberry's are ripe'.
If you're gonna report something, Bandit, at least include ALL the details to make it somewhat credible....geez, you'd make a lousy tabloid journalist.
