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Killing Turkeys

November 19, 2006 6:30:25 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Scene: Dinner table, Mom and son having conversation.

Son, holding up spoonful of soup: "Look mom! I got some meat!"

Mom: "It's turkey."

Son: "Turkeys are yummy. If we see a real turkey we should kill it....so we can EAT it!"

Mom: "Like with a bow and arrow?"

Son : "YEAH! We could kill it with bow and arrow....or a MISSILE!"

Mom tries not to snort soup out her nose.
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Reply #1 November 19, 2006 6:31:22 PM
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BTW, we are having leftover turkey...Turkey and Sweet potato stoop. (That's Stew and Soup- soup so chunky it is almost stew) I LOVE TURKEY!
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Reply #2 November 19, 2006 6:50:38 PM
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Nothing like bagging it, dressing it up and roasting it all in the same shot ;~D
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Reply #3 November 19, 2006 7:41:04 PM
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I guess a missile would be the way to go. Kill it and cook it all at the same time.
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Reply #4 November 19, 2006 8:17:09 PM
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My thought was it would have to be a really big turkey or we wouldn't have enought left for dinner!
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Reply #5 November 19, 2006 8:36:50 PM
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CutE!
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Reply #6 November 19, 2006 9:15:33 PM
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Nothing like turkey cooked to perfection using heavy artillery.

~Zoo
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Reply #7 November 20, 2006 8:07:38 AM
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You could always collect the feathers.
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Reply #8 November 20, 2006 8:07:47 AM
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Double post. Oops
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